Observations by Ted

Pictures and thoughts by Ted, in no particular order. And... no offense intended.

Schools of catholic girls swimming by.

Gorgeous women with boots and boobs.

Babies don’t smoke here but everyone else does.

Italians are obsessed with sex, but they only do it in the dark.

Female sculptures are anatomically correct but male sculptures have had their parts hacked off.

“Don‘t let him touch me!” A quote from Nina.

Mattresses from the Middle Ages.

Ice machines have not been invented.

Apparently, not everyone speaks English (even though Mom said they did).

These people are obsessed with food.

Red peppers the size of small toddlers.

Rick should change the name of this tour to “the rabid dog wild wine & food tour” or “the 12 day Sicilian spring break”

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